Turns Out, Some Things Should NOT Taste Like Bacon

One of the shops inside the Old Town park was called the House of Jerky & Root-Beer. Original, I know, but hey, you know what your gonna find. Or so we thought. Turns out they're cashing in on the current national bacon-craze and baconifying everything. Bacon jerky, Bacon soda, Bacon-jerky flavored soda. And this piece-de-resistance:

I highly doubt Lester "fixed" this

Yup, that's a thing. Bacon cotton candy. Naturally, I'm sure you're thinking "Mine! Mine-mine-mine-mine!" And like you, we thought it was worth our moolah.

Let me save you the trouble. DON'T BUY IT. Cotton candy is good. Bacon is good. But good things do not always mix to make good things. Sometimes they make disgusting things. whose taste doesn't like to leave your mouth. For hours...

We also got jerky and root-beer. If you're wondering, it tasted like jerky and root-beer.